Best (Horrible) Friend
I’m on the outskirts of everyone’s friends list.
Let’s be real, I don’t think I’ll be missed.
Are my jokes so mediocre, CleverBot has more?
How can I be Glen Coco, and get 4?
I am a horrible friend, or act like one too?
Annoyance and Ignorance are really hard to mend.
If you have these two traits just say,
So I won’t try to make you my mate.
Physical appearance, or do I just not have “it”?
Being close friends to some, sometimes makes me sick.
Maybe that’s how some feel when they’re with me
So I live on the edge of, “It’ll never be”.
Everyone’s walking through life with their BFF
I’m just looking for a chance at that test.
If you want one too, just send me a text.
Just make sure you don’t type like a mess.